Defending The Wedding Castle
First, never look evil directly in the eyes, at least, not when she is looking back at you. Let’s face it, we all want to know what our wives will look and act like fifty some odd years down the track and track is a good word here because it looks like that’s where your mother in law’s face was when the ugly train hit it at full speed. We men have all been told that if you want to see what your wife will be like, look at her mother. Fortunately, for us, life-sucking evil often skips a generation. It just cannot be possible that much evil could exist in such close proximity for long. You know this when your mother in law looks at you and you feel your knees start to buckle. A wave of sudden diarrhea twists your stomach into a knot and the sweat breaks out on your forehead until you are forced to look away. That is okay though, the battle may be lost, but the lesson was not wasted on you. Never look evil directly in the eyes.
